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what's my fine?



$440. I am innocent and pure. Wanna help me change that?

Read the list, and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each offense and added up your total fine. Title your post "My fine is $....." You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. The most you can have is $1205.


1. Smoked pot -- $10
2. Did acid -- $5
3. Ever had sex at church -- $25
4. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you --$40
5. Had sex with someone you met on Internet -- $25
6. Had sex for money -- $100
7. Ever had sex with a lover of different ethnic background -- $20
8. Vandalized something -- $20
9. Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
10. Beat up someone --$20
11. Been jumped -- $10
12. Crossed dressed -- $10
13. Given money to stripper -- $25
14. Been in love with a stripper -- $20
15. Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
16. Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -$15
17. Ever drive drunk -- $20
18. Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
19. Used toys while having sex -- $30
20. Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
21. Went skinny dipping -- $5
22. Had sex in a pool -- $20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
25. Cheated on your significant other -- $25
26. Masturbated -- $5
27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -$35
28. Done oral -- $15
29. Got oral -- $5
30. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -$25
31. Stole something -- $10
32. Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
33. Made a naughty home video -- $15
34. Had a threesome -- $50
35. Had sex in the wild -- $20
36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
37. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
38. Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
41. Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
42. Went streaking -- $5
43. Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
44. Been arrested -- $5
45. Spent time in jail -- $15
46. Peed in the pool -- $50
47. Played spin the bottle -- $5
48. Done something you regret -- $20
49. Had sex with your best friend -- $20
50. Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
51. Had anal sex -- $80
52. Lied to your mate -- $5
53. Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $2

Comments

( 15 comments — Leave a comment )
neeuqdrazil
Feb. 18th, 2007 02:59 pm (UTC)
I'll pay you for sex!
ice_scratchin_b
Feb. 18th, 2007 03:26 pm (UTC)
I could only come up with $420 and that was stretching things a bit... I don't know how the hell you beat me!
neeuqdrazil
Feb. 18th, 2007 03:47 pm (UTC)
You have no idea what this boy has been up to for the past couple of years. ;)
webby
Feb. 18th, 2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
again, how in the f*ck do I get $692???
night__watch
Feb. 18th, 2007 06:42 pm (UTC)
Bwa ha ha!

She looks so cute and innocent!
witchicist
Feb. 18th, 2007 07:26 pm (UTC)
Well, only you can answer that *toothy grin*
locus_ofcontrol
Feb. 18th, 2007 06:27 pm (UTC)
might be negotiable!!
curgoth
Feb. 19th, 2007 03:40 am (UTC)
Ok, we need a video camera, a bottle, a car, some money, access to a prison, and a secluded location in "the wild".
olletho
Feb. 19th, 2007 05:08 am (UTC)
as for the last one I would also suggesst some insect repellent and a Who's Who of poison ivy.
locus_ofcontrol
Feb. 19th, 2007 11:24 am (UTC)
hrm...the car we can handle and the secluded location!! it's really a weather thing! Bottles are easy to come by!

Access to a prison...I have an ex who's a guard!!!*WEG*
night__watch
Feb. 18th, 2007 06:46 pm (UTC)
Hey, cool. I got $440 as well. Though at least $10 of that is your fault ;)
javenallese
Feb. 18th, 2007 09:54 pm (UTC)
Well, depending on how you feel about it I'm either pathetic or saintly I guess. I've only managed to rack up $90.
olletho
Feb. 18th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
Hrmmm they changed this somewhere, Peeing in the pool used to be I hink $2.50.... anyway it ended in 50 cents and it was the only fine to do so. *snigger*
tygerdsebat
Feb. 19th, 2007 01:16 am (UTC)
I need to get so drunk that I pass out and don't remember it the next day. ;) Maybe we can work out a trade!
curgoth
Feb. 19th, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
I think the only thing I could do that would help would involve a video camera...
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