I lost my ring.
I dropped it at the gym, in a locker, and it fell down a hole and rolled under the floor of the locker. I shoved my headphone cable under there and wiggled it around, and heard it hit the ring a couple times, but couldn't get it out.
I talked to the maintenance guy at the gym, and he said to get under there, they need to take the whole bay of lockers down from the wall, and that he'd talk to the operations manager to see if he could do that. I left them my numbers, and now I wait.
So, I'm pretty upset about this. I'm a little better now than I was, since when it happened, I'd just finished working out to the point where I was shaking.
In summation, I suck.