Apparently, today is Salvador Dali's birthday.
I recommend that everyone speak in Dalignan English today in Dali's honour.
1. What flavor donut is your favorite?
2. Are you wearing socks right this instant? What do they look like?
"Big, Black, and Pendulous."
3. What's the temperature where you are?
8 C. And windy.
4. Pretend you're eating a salad, what kind of dressing does it have?
Sundried tomato and oregano.
5. White or wheat?
White? White? What an awful colour for a beer.