you boring sack of WHEAT! you oughta shape up your act before your crummy
ways turn you to OATMEAL. if i had my way, i'd take this here bottle of
jelly and turn you into a sandwich, cause you're not even fit to call
yourself a confection! the best thing to come out of bread is french toast,
so you best be buttering yourself up reeeal soon, doughface.
take the CONFECTION!