Stolen from zdashamber
1. Go to your media player/mp3 player and put it all on shuffle.
2. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, Winamp?
C-Tec - Random
Fair enough. Bees!
Will I have a happy life?
Bauhaus - In The Flat Field
"I could get bored, I get bored - in the flat field!" So I am doomed to boredom, then...
What do my friends really think of me?
C-Tec - Silent Voices
"Well this time, you will not get away with what you've done, and the secret we share won't remain unrevealed very long". Uh oh.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Attrition - I am a Thief
Winamp is stealing all my lovin'!?
How can I make myself happy?
Moby - If Things Were Perfect
Yeah, that'd sure help.
What should I do with my life?
Moby - Machete
Uh, ok. So, I should romp through the jungle, or go on a killing spree.
Why must life be so full of pain?
Einstürzende Neubauten - Leid und Elend (Live) (google translates this as "Collapsing new buildings - wrong and misery")
Ich habe angst? Misery always seems to much hipper in German.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Portishead - Wandering Star
Good thing I'm polyamorous then...
Will I ever have children?
Delerium - Fallen Icons
This song opens with laughter, which is my response to the question. No babies!
Will I die happy?
Apoptygma Berzerk - Untitled 3
This song also opens with laughter. That unlikely, huh?
Can you give me some advice?
Moby - Bodyrock
I'm a rocker, I rock out.
What do you think happiness is?
Rasputina - A Quitter
Wow, Winamp - this may be the most depressing song in my playlist not performed by the Swans. You have some strange definitions of happiness.
What's my favorite fetish?
Delerium - Nature's Kingdom
Druid sex now!