The first thing Zil said when I walked into the bedroom after shaving? "Oh. I liked you better with the beard..."
The first thing a (male) coworker said when he saw me beardless this morning is "You shaved off your manhood!"
There will be pictures to commemorate this, the first time I've ever managed to grow a decent beard, but tonight is Dresden Dolls, and I want to get all dolled up for the show, and the beard would just get in the way. I want an insta-grow beard, so that I can have one when I want one. While I'm at it, I also want insta-grow hair that changes colour at will. And a pony. Or maybe a space ship. Or a space pony.