I fell asleep standing up in the shower.
I spilled cereal in my lap during breakfast and dropped my spoon on the floor.
I managed to slip and bash a bloody cut in my gums while brushing my teeth.
I was running 30 min. late, so I didn't have time to put together dinner or lunch.
The bus must have been ahead of schedule, because it kept driving very, very slowly, and stopping an unusually long time at stops and corners.
This has been your daily whine.