Re: I 0wnz0rs j00.
You may think that you call the shots around here. When you say jump, we jump. You decide when we eat, when we sleep, where we go, and what we do.
Before you get too excited, though, about your elevated position in this collective individual, with your introspection, force of will and imagination, consider this - I own your sorry ass.
Sure, when you tell me to do things, I do them. When you tell me to push at the gym, we push. No time for a real dinner? Okay. Sleep is debatable? If you say so! I'm here to tell you, though, that this is a two-way street, son - you're not the only one with strings to pull here. You deprive me of sleep? I'm going to pump you full of chemicals until you're feeling as miserable as I am. Try and get anything done while I'm flooding you with pain signals from that leg I told you to go easy on three days ago.
So, go on thinking you run the show. Then go get me some tylenol. And some sex, food and sleep, in that order. Or else. Bitch.
Re: O RLY?!?!
You want a fight? You're on, meatsack. I've got a lot planned for the next few days, and you'd better keep up or I'll pump you so full of sudafed, painkillers and alcohol that you won't know what's going on.
To: Brain, Body
Re: Can't we all just... get along?
Let's not fight! We're all in this together - we should work together and take it easy! Let's all just have a great big hug and try to be positive! Where's the love?
Re: Re: Can't we all just... get along?
OMFG! STFU u N00b!
LOL u suX0r!
Re: I blame you.
Fuck off or I'll go find someone to rip you out and stomp on you again.
To: Brain, Body, Heart