2. Are you wearing socks right this instant? What do they look like?
"Big, Black, and Pendulous."
3. What's the temperature where you are?
8 C. And windy.
4. Pretend you're eating a salad, what kind of dressing does it have?
Sundried tomato and oregano.
5. White or wheat?
White? White? What an awful colour for a beer.