|× I have broken someone's bones.
||× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
||× I hate the rain.
|✓ I'm paranoid at times.
||× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
||✓ I need/want money right now.
|✓ I love sushi.
||× I talk really, really fast.
||× I have fresh breath in the morning.
|× I have long hair. (Does it count if it's in a cupboard at home?)
||× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
||✓ I have at least one sibling.
|✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
||✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
||× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
|✓ I like the way that I look. (Some days, yes.)
||× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
||✓ I am usually pessimistic.
|✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
||✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
||× I slept with a roommate.
|× I have a hidden talent.
||× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
||× I have a lot of friends.
|✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
||× I enjoy talking on the phone. (A world of no.)
||× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
|× I love to shop and/or window shop.
||× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
||× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
|✓ I have a mobile phone.
||× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I've rejected someone before.
|✓ I currently like/love someone.
||× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
||× I want to have children in the future.
|× I have changed a diaper before.
||× I've called the cops on a friend before.
||× I'm not allergic to anything.
|✓ I have a lot to learn.
||✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
||× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
|✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
||✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
|× I own the "South Park" movie.
||✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (It's more like the other way around)
||× I enjoy some country music.
|× I would die for my best friends.
||✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
||× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
|✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
||✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Depending on your definition of dated, close friend, and ex.)
||× I am happy at this moment.
|× I'm obsessed with guys.
|× I don't even know what I am.
||✓ I am punk rockish. (Not punk rock. But punk rock*ish*. I rock out, more or less.)
||✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (More often than not.)
|× I study for tests most of the time.
||× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
||× I can work on a car.
|× I love my job(s).
||× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (More work to do.)
||✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
|× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
||× I have jumped off a bridge.
||× I love sea turtles.
|× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (If you don't plan on acheiving it, is it a major goal? Some of these are very poorly worded.)
||× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
|× I hate office jobs.
||× I went to college out of state.
||× I am adopted.
|× I am a pyro.
||× I have thrown up from crying too much.
||× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
|× I fall for the worst people.
||× I adore bright colours. (Oh yeah. Totally me.)
||× I usually like covers better than originals.
|✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
||× I can't whistle.
|× I have ridden/owned a horse.
||✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
||× I talk in my sleep.
|× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (If I was born oin the 17th century, I wouldn't have to turtle wax the van.)
||✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
||× I wear a toe ring.
|✓ I have a tattoo.
||✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
||× I am a caffeine junkie.
|× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
||× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
||× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
|✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
||✓ I'm an artist.
||× I am ambidextrous.
|× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
||× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (This question is stupid.)
||✓ I have terrible teeth.
|× I hate my toes.
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
||× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
|× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
||× I am extremely flexible.
||× I love hugs more than kisses.
|× I want to own my own business.
||× I smoke.
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (This question is more poorly worded than on anything else.)
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
||× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
||× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
|✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
||× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
|× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
||✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
||× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
|× I can't stand being alone.
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
||× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
|× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
||✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
||× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
|× I have travelled on more than one continent.
||× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
||× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
|× I am a Libertarian.
||× I can speak more than one language.
||× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
|× I would rather read than watch TV.
||× I like reading fact more than fiction.
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
|× I have no piercings.
||× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
||× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
|× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
||× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
||× I like most animals better than most people. (People are animals.)
|× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
||✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (With antici...)
||× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
|× I am compulsively honest.
||× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
||✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
|✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
||✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
||× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
|× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
||× I dislike milk.
||× I obsessively wash my hands.
|✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
||✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
||✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
|× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
||× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
|× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
||× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
||× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
|× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
||✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
||× I don't like to chew gum.
|× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
||× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
||✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Can I still call it teen angst when I hit 30?)
|✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
||× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Not weekly)
||× I love to sing.
|× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
||× I have a custom-built computer.
||× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
|× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
||× I've gone skinny-dipping.
||× I've performed in three plays.
|× I enjoy burritos.
||× I'm Irish and loving it.
||✓ I have a thing for redheads.
|× I am a twin!
||× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
||× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
|× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
||× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I really wish I could. I fail at sleep.)
||× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
|× I need more time to myself.
||× I wish I was more open-minded.
||× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
|× I download songs from the internet.
||× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
||× I say random things to freak people out.
|× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
||× I love playing Truth or Dare.
||× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
|× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
||× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||× I think this survey is particularly long. (I've done longer.)
|× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
||× I can only hate someone that I love.
||× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.