One bottle of "Nair for Men" is not enough. Not even enough, really, to do both my legs. Two hours later, I've removed the hair from my legs. Only my legs, thus far. I think I will leave the upper body until tomorrow.
Which influences my choice of clothes for the club tonight - do I want long sleeves and a skirt that shows legs or something? Do I need to lose the beard now instead of later? I know not. But I am tired.