Another Meme...this ones about random music...
1. Go to your media player/mp3 player and put it all on shuffle.
2. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, iPod?
Everybody's Fool (Evanescence)
Well, that's not very nice. :(
Will I have a happy life?
Here Is No Why (Smashing Pumpkins)
That's not very good grammar.
What do my friends really think of me?
Liar (Henry Rollins)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Kunstliche Welten (Video -Radio - Edit) (Wolfsheim)
Which apparently translates to "Artificial Worlds"
I'm not sure what the message is there, but I don't think it's positive.
How can I make myself happy?
27 Ghosts III (Nine Inch Nails)
Ghosts make me happy? Or that which will make me happy died long ago, along with my hopes and dreams? You know, I'm getting the impression that my ipod doesn't like me.
What should I do with my life?
Telling Lies (David Bowie)
I should go into marketing? Or perhaps become a writer.
Why must life be so full of pain?
Burn (Android Lust)
You're not helping, iPod.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
I'll Take New york (Tom Waits)
What, the entire city? I mean, I guess that'd give me a lot of practice, but who has the time to shag ten million people?
Will I ever have children?
Dammit Janet (RHPS)
You realise I'm fixed, right, iPod?
Will I die happy?
Nice Cup of Tea (the Damned)
You're just avoiding the question.
Can you give me some advice?
Playboy Mommy. (Tori Amos)
What did you say about my mother?
What do you think happiness is?
Sunday (The Cranberries)
Wait a second... is my iPod a Christian Fundamentalist? That would explain the hate.
What's my favorite fetish?
You Know Who You Are (Nine Inch Nails)
Ok, true, I already know, and I understand that you aren't comfortable talking about this sort of thing, iPod.