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Fever

We at Beta Colony have a fever. Things we have discovered that are not effective prescriptions for our fever:


  • More cowbell

  • In fact, any amount of cowbell

  • Battlestar Galactica

  • Going to work

  • Chocolate

  • Neal Stephenson

  • Batman

  • Doing laundry

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persephoneplace
Jan. 12th, 2009 07:47 pm (UTC)
hmm.. how about knitting? or cooking?

i thought not....
psychedelicbike
Jan. 12th, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)
Am currently working on poultry noodle soup. I'm not sure what went into the stock, but it was definitely all bird. Managed to identify the ham bone before throwing it in the pot. Gotta save that for pea soup, when I'm healthy enough to be able to taste it.
curgoth
Jan. 12th, 2009 07:56 pm (UTC)
Neither Saturday's chicken soup nor last night's beef stew with dumplings seems to have slowed the fever down much, unfortunately.
curgoth
Jan. 12th, 2009 07:55 pm (UTC)
Sadly no. I plan to see if an Elder Sigil helps or if it just makes the Shoggoths worse.
50_ft_queenie
Jan. 12th, 2009 07:55 pm (UTC)
Chocolate's not helping? I thought chocolate was the cure for everything.
corwin77
Jan. 12th, 2009 07:59 pm (UTC)
Silly Curgoth. Chocolate is a cough suppressant not a fever reliever.
much_ado
Jan. 12th, 2009 08:11 pm (UTC)
TEQUILA!!!!!






(whaaaaat?)
curgoth
Jan. 12th, 2009 08:52 pm (UTC)
That's a brilliant idea!
thegiantkiller
Jan. 12th, 2009 08:13 pm (UTC)
Have you tried "keg"standing limes? Cuz that actually worked for me. Once.
thegiantkiller
Jan. 12th, 2009 08:14 pm (UTC)
Wait, that wasn't a fever either. Just a nose-throat-ears thing.
northbard
Jan. 12th, 2009 08:37 pm (UTC)
Two words : oral sex
curgoth
Jan. 12th, 2009 08:57 pm (UTC)
Hell, I'll try anything once a dozen or so times. Daily.
northbard
Jan. 12th, 2009 08:58 pm (UTC)
Good. Try sending me your resume. ;)
curgoth
Jan. 12th, 2009 09:03 pm (UTC)
That's the plan, as soon as I have a couple of low-fever hours to give it a bit more revision.
diaphoni
Jan. 12th, 2009 08:37 pm (UTC)
tylenol.
kalivor
Jan. 12th, 2009 08:43 pm (UTC)
Not even batman?
curgoth
Jan. 12th, 2009 09:01 pm (UTC)
Maybe I didn't apply the batman properly.
thegiantkiller
Jan. 12th, 2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
Directly to the forehead?
nuadha_prime
Jan. 12th, 2009 09:57 pm (UTC)
Batman is only effective against the cold. If you are running a fever, you should go with something Kryptonian strength.
delerium69
Jan. 12th, 2009 11:08 pm (UTC)
As long as it's influenza, I'd suggest sticking with ibuprofen or acetaminophen. And maybe some spicy Pho. And plenty of liquids and garlic.

Feel better soon.
olletho
Jan. 12th, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
I know this will be novel for you but have you tried sleep? *wry smile*
mycrazyhair
Jan. 12th, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
(((hugs)))

I suggest applying massive quantities of sex. It sweats the fever out. Swear.

Good luck finding applicants while you're contagious! *g*
curgoth
Jan. 13th, 2009 12:06 am (UTC)
Hmm. I'm going to need a bigger condom.
mycrazyhair
Jan. 13th, 2009 12:17 am (UTC)
You're very lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I read your reply.
webby
Jan. 13th, 2009 01:00 am (UTC)
Want a sick gramma blanket?
webby
Jan. 13th, 2009 01:01 am (UTC)
p.s. stop getting sick already!!
djinnthespazz
Jan. 16th, 2009 03:21 am (UTC)
Also in a pretty crappy mood.
Still cute tho.
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