Thus far, I have;
- Been woken up by the pager (nothing serious or time consuming)
- Had no voice when I responded to the page (but some water cleared that up)
- Had a tub of old soy flour dive for my groin from the top shelf when I opened a cupboard to look for spices, covering my only clean pair of jeans.
- Had my webhost fall entirely off the net for a while (it came back, and now I am backing up the data files for my wiki)
February, are you fucking with me?