Today was mildly productive at work.
Meetings ran late enough to put me an hour late getting to the gym, so I decided to go home instead.
On getting home, I decided to clean up a bit, then try to be productive.
While cleaning up, an entire shelf of vinegar, oil and soy sauce bottles collapsed when I bumped it trying to put away recycling. Miraculously, only one mostly empty bottle of balsamic broke. The down side is that the reason the other bottles didn't break is that they bounced off something soft before hitting the ground - namely my head and my right hand.
Clearly this is a sign that I should just microwave some dinner and spend the night curled up in the office doing nothing more complicated than drinking vodka.