Another Meme...this ones about random music...
1. Go to your media player/mp3 player and put it all on shuffle.
2. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, iPod?
Soilbleed (Obszoen Geschoepf Remix) by Grendel.
This track opens with the sample "I am in a world of shit". So clearly, the OokPod thinks I'm in trouble.
Will I have a happy life?
30 Ghosts IV by Nine Inch Nails.
My life will be filled with ghosts? Or ambient music tracks? I'm not sure that sounds "happy" exactly.
What do my friends really think of me?
The Only One by Abney Park.
My friends think I am the only one? The only one what? The only one who rocks the socks of of the fox? The only one that doesn't know how much I smell? You're a tease, OokPod.
Do people secretly lust after me?
I Cry by Rotersand.
Okay, OokPod, you're just being mean now. Or are you crying because everyone lusts after me, and not you? Don't be sad, OokPod - I think you're sexy.
How can I make myself happy?
Back and Forth by Dr. Steel.
OokPod, you either think that I am very easily amused, or you have a dirty mind.
What should I do with my life?
The Real by Tech Itch w/ Don Davis.
So I shouldn't bury my head in imaginary worlds all the time? That's sound advice, I suppose.
Why must life be so full of pain?
I Am Cow by The Arrogant Worms.
So, I gather that you are an advocate of Veganism, then, OokPod?
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Well, I think that settles the question of whether or not OokPod has a dirty mind. That or a very unfortunate fashion sense.
Will I ever have children?
Dozen Girls by The Damned.
OokPod, that's pretty unlikley. And that's a lot of kids.
Will I die happy?
Lost by Rotersand.
Don't spoil the final episode! I haven't seen it yet!
Can you give me some advice?
Bionic by Placebo.
Does that mean you think I *should* get Lasik?
What do you think happiness is?
Space Seed [live] by S.P.O.C.K.
Yes, OokPod definitely has a dirty mind.
What's my favorite fetish?
Queen of the Delta by Vernian Process.
OokPod thinks that I am into cross-dressers from New Orleans, I gather? In the final analysis, you and I haven't known each other that long, OokPod. I can see you've got a lot to learn about how we run things around here. But the dirty mind will certainly help.